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Hey all, it’s the Lance Man back for a fun filled week of pictures of celebrities in bikinis. I know you missed me.

Ok, let’s start off with a few pics of actress AnnaLynne McCord hanging out wearing a sexy white bikini. I’m a fan of Ms. McCord and although she’s not a household name or anything, she’s still nice to look at. What she needs is a sex tape. Look at Kendra. Nobody knew who she was until her sex tape and now she has her own reality tv show about nothing. Yeah, a sex tape would probably boost her career to new heights.

The 14-year old half-sister of Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian responded this week to the controversy surrounding her recent photo shoot. Instead of getting on some high horse and telling the world to focus on more important issues (we're looking at you, Miley Cyrus), Kendall came across as mature and understanding of the situation. "I am excited to be working as a model, doing what I love to do," she told People. "My entire family was very supportive, though my dad was a bit concerned at first, he knows that I am responsible enough that I wouldn’t do anything I wasn’t ready to do, or didn’t want to do.” “Going into this shoot, it was never my intention to be provocative or too racy. It was a beach shoot, and I was wearing beachwear. I am happy with my age, and am not trying to rush into anything too soon. I look forward to all the milestones my teens have to offer - Sweet 16, turning 18, and so on.” We still believe Jenner should wait a few years before donning so few items of clothing in a nationally-published shoot. But at least she recognizes the reasons behind the scandal and acknowledges that she's barely even a teenager. Gotta give her - or the publicist behind this statement, really - props for handling the situation in such a straightforward manner.

Melissa Rycroft is pregnant! "It was a shock. We weren't even trying," the former Bachelor winner, who married insurance agent Tye Strickland in December, tells Us Weekly. Blessed she may be, but the co-host of ABC's Bachelor Pad says starting a family was the last thing on her mind. Someone forgot to tell Tye that. Tye and Melissa Rycroft Strickland are starting a family! "He wanted to have kids right away, and I was laughing at him going, 'No, not ready!'" Melissa Rycroft said. "He's actually cried more than I have." Rycroft says that her solid relationship with her man has helped her stay calm: "Tye is caring, he's funny. He's going to be a great dad." Interestingly, she says she's hoping for a boy, while Tye wants a girl. Either way, "We're going to find out as soon as we can," she says. Melissa, who received the final rose from Jason Mesnick during the 2009 season of The Bachelor, only to have him break up with her for Molly Malaney (who he later married), is "eating everything in sight" and may "gain 90 pounds."

On the singer's CNN appearance Tuesday night, she told Larry King that the music video for her current single, "Alejandro," will be premiering very soon. It seems like just a few months ago that we were buzzing over Lady Gaga's "Telephone" music video. We suppose it was. But she's already got a new hit. She explained that the video has a "homoerotic military theme." Well, sure, all the good ones do. While it won't address hermaphrodite rumors the way "Telephone" did, it does contain an important theme for Lady G. "It is a celebration of my love and appreciation for the gay community, my admiration of their bravery, love for one another and their courage," said Gaga. The new video, directed by fashion photographer Steven Klein, is at least partially in black and white. Watch the clip below and tell us what you think:

Jennifer Aniston has a new perfume out. It is called Lovalie. Maybe you figured that out based on the headline above. How can her new scent stand out in a market loaded with celebrity fragrances? Simple ... Jennifer Aniston nude. Marketing at its simplest and best! Sitting on the shoals at sunset wearing nothing but a blanket, here's Jen posing for an ad for what she has termed her "non-perfume perfume" ... LOVALIE: To say the least. To say the very least. "I want people to go, 'What is that? You smell great!'" Jen told WWD of her signature scent. "But most of all I just wanted it to smell natural."

Tila Tequila is set to enter the world of celebrity gossip blogging, as her new website launches this month. Call us crazy, and/or secure in our fan base (thank you, readers!), but THG isn't exactly afraid of the competition when she looks like this: The professional trackwreck continued to promote her "career" by performing at New York City club Greenhouse last night. She caused the audience to laugh hysterically at her entertained those in attendance with a rendition of her single “I F-cked The DJ." She also exposed her nipple and underwear, while assuming a few positions typically reserved for the bedroom along the way. Shake your head over the photos of this disaster below...

King Arthur isn't the only sword-and-swashbuckle story that's competing to be first to the big screen. The Three Musketeers are in vogue again too. Paul W.S. Anderson has a 3D "modernized-but-not-really" version in the works at Summit, and Sherlock Holmes' producer Lionel Wigram aims to make an equally sexy, funky version for Warner Bros. Wigram's version is currently lagging behind in the race, but THR's Heat Vision says they may have finally found a director in Doug Liman. If you put me at rapier's point and forced me to choose between Anderson and Liman, I'd pick Liman. If you want a sexy revamp of the Musketeers, you'd definitely pick the director of Mr. and Mrs. Smith and not the one of Death Race 2000. Summit and Anderson may be at the casting stage of their version, but right now Warner Bros. has the talent advantage, particularly with a script by Peter Straughan, whose The Men Who Stare At Goats proves he has a knack for political absurdity. Warner Bros' version could be really, really cool. All the ingredients are there, and Sherlock Holmes proved Wigram knows how to exploit classic literature for a new age.

The 25-year-old Australian actress donned a variety of sensual ensembles as magazine photogs happily snapped up shots. Always easy on the eyes, Isabel Lucas looked fabulous as she posed for a spread for the March issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine. Meanwhile, you can catch Isabel in the upcoming documentary Summit on the Summit, which airs on March 14th. Following Isabel and other stars as they climbed the 19,341-foot-tall peak of Mount Kilimanjaro, Miss Lucas recently confessed that it was one of the most difficult things that she’s ever done. She tells, “It was the most challenging thing, physically, that I’ve done. All of us got altitude sickness, or felt the effects of it, whether it was nausea or headaches or loss of consciousness, even. 19,341 feet is really high, and a lot of us hadn’t experienced that sort of altitude, and you don’t know how your body is going to react. I actually didn’t feel the effects until we were on the summit, and then when we were descending, I got quite sick. We had an amazing group of people and they were very helpful and supportive. It was really hard, though. Really.”

When season 10 of Dancing with the Stars kicks off on March 22, Pamela Anderson will be partnered with new professional Damian Whitewood. Anderson is one of the best known contestants to ever grace the floor of this ABC competition, but she's still worth profiling as we head toward the season premiere... Full name: Pamela Denise Anderson Most famous role: Baywatch Number of sex tapes: Two Number of different spouses: Three Number of times she's dated Tommy Lee: 89 Holds the record for: Most times appearing on the cover of Playboy Breasts: Very Large Odds of winning: 125-1

The British glamour model looked beautiful in a dazzling blue gown against her tanned skin as she posed for pictures at the swanky annual fete. Arriving like a princess does to her own party, Katie Price attended the Vienna Opera Ball as a Guest of Honor in Vienna, Austria on Thursday night. In other news, opening up about her edgy past, Ms Price tells press, “I don’t have any regrets about anything. No, not at all. It’s made me the person I am today and put me in the situation I’m in today.” Adding that she knows she is a good mother, Katie dishes, “I am a good mom, I know I am. I don’t need to be pictured with my kids to prove it.” Price recently revealed that she is hoping to get pregnant with her new husband Alex Reid.

Here are some awesome shots of Megan Fox rocking the pasties during the filming of Jennifer’s Body…..a movie I’m sure she would like to erase from the mainstream consciousness.

The 35-year-old Swedish model once again gave the paparazzi plenty of eye candy in her white-with-gold-accents bikini as she splashed in the water. Making the most of her beach holiday, Victoria Silvstedt was spotted working on her tan in St. Bart’s yesterday afternoon. Victoria has been taking it easy so far in 2010, chilling out on the beach and taking some time away from her usually-busy schedule. On New Year’s Eve, Ms. Silvstedt attended a star-studded island party thrown by Roman Abramovich where Beyonce Knowles and Gwen Stefani both performed.

Rachel Weisz is so pretty.  There’s really nothing else that needs to be said here, so let’s just shut up and look at her in the February 2010 issue of Esquire UK

Here’s the story of a lovely lady who was married to one of the Brady Bunch….. (sing to the Brady Bunch Song)

Adrianne looks good in her skimpy black string bikini. I see she’s had some enhancements but they’re not bawdy or distasteful. I guess if you’re the wife of Peter Brady, you can get the best breasts life has to offer. Yes, folks it’s Adrianne Curry. She’s the first winner of the tv reality show “America’s Next Top Model”. But even better is that she’s married to Christopher Knight who played Peter Brady on the tv show “The Brady Bunch”. Way to go Pete! She’s only 27 and he’s 52. Wow!

Wow! I had to pay Jenny Bikini $20 bucks plus buy her lunch for her to let me write this one.

Oh yeah, it’s Nicole “Coco” Austin, aka: Mrs. Ice-T.

Yes, she’s the wife of the notorious rapper and Law and Order star “Ice-T”. They were married in 2005.

Coco, as her friends call her, is listed on wiki as a model and actress. I’ve never seen anything she’s done but all that doesn’t really matter once you take a look at that body. The rear could use some work but the front is surely on point.

Hey, I’m not lusting after a married woman, I’m just saying……….OMG.